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Quotes - Miscellaneous

"Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit." -Henry Adams

"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling preceded some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their 'discomfort' like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now, but I can't help but look forward to where it's going." -JTHM

"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

"You cannot wash away blood with more blood." -unknown

"Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives." -unknown

"When we try to pick out something by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe." -John Muir

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism." -unknown

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet." -unknown

"Guns don't kill people, people do. But the gun helps a lot." -Eddie Izzard

"f your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -unknown

"Your infection deludes you! You can wash every last drop of blood from those walls, but the walls of your mind remain forever stained...you are beyond redemption!" -Psycho Doughboy (JTHM)

"A single fact can spoil a good argument." -unknown

"By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible." -Italian Proverb

"I don't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity." -unknown

"Ubi dubium, ibi libertas." ('Where there is doubt, there is freedom') -Latin Proverb

"Consistency isn't always good, especially if you're consistently wrong." -unknown

"Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler." -Albert Einstein

"Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is." -Thomas Szasz

"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects." -Arnold Glaslow

"If it's tourist season, then why can't we shoot them?" -unknown

"You deserve what you accept." -unknown

"What you know you can't explain but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad." -Morpheus (The Matrix)

"You can see me laugh, you can see me smile, but you can't see my bleeding heart" -unknown

"Don't wait for a crisis to discover what is important in your life." -unknown

"A smile adds a lot to your face value." -unknown

"People ask me if I'll remember them when I'm famous, and I ask them if they'll forget me if I'm not." -unknown

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything." -unknown

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere." -Van Wilder

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." -unknown

"Sometimes I wonder why I've never turned my self-loathing towards other people. Then I realize, it's cause I'd probably kill someone and go to jail." -Chuck Hamel

"A positive attitude may not solve all problems, but if it pisses people off, it's worth the effort." -unknown

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -unknown

"A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention." -unknown

"all the things I like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." -Alexander Wollcut

"It's not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves." -Edmund Hillary

"Wit is the epitaph of an emotion" -Nietzsche

"Punk will never die unless something more dangerous replaces it." -Jello Biafa

"I can live for two months on a good compliment." -Mark Twain

"Someone's boring me. I think it's me." -Dylan Thomas

"Pretty is just a word to describe someone's shell. Beautiful describes the entire person." -unknown

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A Jack-O-Lantern with a knife studk in the side of its head with a note that says 'you.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handy

"The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix glycerin back in when you make soap. Or You can skim the glycerin off. You can mix the glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglycerin. You can mix nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite. You can blow up bridges. You can mix nitroglycerin with more nitric acid and parafin and make gelatin explosives. You can blow up a building, easy. With enough soap, you can blow up the whole world." -Fight Club

"Losing all hope is freedom" -Fight Club

"The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: you're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay, but you're not…And, you only have one ass. Feel Better?" -Jack Handy

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by." -Douglas Adams

"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exiting discoveries." -A.A. Milne

"Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain." -unknown

"Appearance..it's a ten letter word we are all judged by." -unknown

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